Although most of the time it is pretty safe to say that you are never going to want to get fired from your job, there are times where you have just had enough or know you have had a job offer that surpasses anything you have ever had and just want to get out quickly. Here are a few ways that you could easily be fired on the spot.
Sleep With The Boss’s Partner
This one is a sure fire way to get you out of the office post haste! The problem with this method is that it might take a while to engineer. Something like this could take months before you even meet her/him, let alone work your magic to try and get into the bedroom with them. Although this could be a time consuming task, it is one that will get you fired in no time at all, you may even get a small bonus of a fat lip too, peachy!
Start A Fight
Starting a fight with anyone is going to cause a scene and with this, you don’t have to get physical with it. Starting a verbal argument in front of the entire company is sure to at least get you noticed. Once the boss comes out and tells you to stop just keep going and maybe throw a few insults about his/her mother and you will see the back of the door in no time at all!
Put Porn On The Main Office Screen When A Client Is In
If you have a big screen up in the office that available for everyone to see then how about loading up some pornography and turning the sound up to full volume just as an important client walks in? Not only will this shock the client but it will take the boss some serious explaining to do. Often this explaining will involve finding the culprit and firing them on the spot in front of the client, result! Be warned that some people in the office space to rent might appreciate it!
Release Critters Into The Boss’s Office
If you really want to annoy your boss then how about heading out to a local garden centre and purchasing a few egg cartons (not sure why they come like this) worth of crickets? Open the door to his/her office and unleash hundreds of the things. It will take an afternoon to clear them all out and even when you think you have gotten the last one, there will still be clicks and chirps for the next few weeks!
Of course this prank is more likely to get you fired if you use hundreds instead of just a few, throw in a few cockroaches and you are pretty much guaranteed to be exterminated, see what I did there?
So follow one of these methods and you will find yourself looking for a new job within cheap office space in no time at all!
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